Jokes taken from George Ong's joke books

George is both a pastor and an author of a collection/series of joke books.
Here,you will find some jokes that are hilarious and some true incidents.
Each of them are slightly modified.Enjoy!
-Jokes from George Ong-
1.One day,a genie granted 3 boys each one wish.
He explained that they had to run and shout what they want and then,jump.
They will then,land in what they shouted for.
The first boy excitedly ran as fast as he could and then shouted,"Money!".
He took a big jump and landed in a pile of cash.
The second boy ran even faster and shouted,"Gold!".
He jumped and landed in a pile of gold bars(Ouch!).
The third boy ran,but tripped over a stone.As he was falling,he shouted,"Crap!".
He landed in a pile of...
2."My wife has a serious habit of biting nails," explained the man.Then,he angrily said,"But it's not her nails she's biting,it's mine!"
3.A couple sat on a plane for the first time.
Nervous wife:Dear,look at those people down there,they look like ants!
Calm husband:They are ants!We're still on the runway!
4.A beggar went into a restaurant and ordered a plate of fried noodles.
When the waiter arrived with his noodles,the beggar changed his mind and ordered a plate of fried rice.He ate up the fried rice.When the waiter arrived with the bill,the beggar refused to pay."The noodles and the rice cost the same,right?" the beggar asked the waiter.The waiter nodded."But I gave you the noodles in exchange for the rice,so I needn't pay!"
And the beggar walked out of the restaurant.
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