My opinons on:Using Cockroaches to Help us Drive Cabs/Taxis

-My opinion-
This is an idea gotten from a person on YouTube.
And these are my steps to get cockroaches to help us:
1.Catch a few roaches in a container.
2.(Note:Important step!)Inject a few anti-biotics into a roach(fights off any dieaseses or germs).
3.(Note:Important step!)Make extra care that the anti-biotics passes on from one roach to another.
And when the roach breeds,the anti-biotic is still in the nymphs.
4.(Note:Important step!)Feed the cockroaches some 'GROW UP TO 60 YEARS LATER' potion.
5.(Note:Important step!)Make the cockroaches earn YOUR trust by feeding them and making them feel comfortable.
6.Mutate the cockroach larger,at about the size of a teenager(160 cm tall,2 feet wide when feet stands together).
7.Make sure the cockroach is intelligent,give it a pencil and paper and teach it(if horses can do it,so can a cockroach,I believe) simple Math,English and a bit of Science.You may teach him other languages.
8.The cockroach feels safe then.Give him/her a job of driving.Teach him how to drive.
9.The cockroach needs the passengers to give him/her food scraps before driving to where the passenger wants.After that,the cockroaches drive the passengers to where they want to go.
10.Lastly,advice the cockroaches not to breed too fast and only have one child at the time.
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My idea may be crazy,but I believe,it may work.
There are people who created robots with cockroaches in them.The cockroach is on the ball and when it moves it's legs,the ball sensors the movements and the robot follows where the cockroach wants to go.This,is where next stop:COCKROACHES RULE EARTH!