Nasty and mean

I can be a bit nasty.But to be honest,i m blood A.Haahahahah.I have a cousin in australian that came to singapore on 25 Sep 2005.I haven been updating for few days.Sory for any errors.But...
Er....Gotta go!

Emails

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Noooo!!Many,many more homework.Let's not be like..............................................................
I just hate like advertising emails.Hate those.Like the story of Frankestein.He's dead right now like combining genes from several people to make one monster.Normally frankestein is an undead.He's being shunned(avoided) by people.He killed Dr Frankestein's brother,William,near Gevana.The monster told Dr frankestein to make another ugly creature but its a female.He agreed but halfway through,he changed his mind.Producing scary babies are not fun at all.He destroyed the monsters body and dumped it into a lake.Now,REVENGE is what Frankestein wanted.He killed another women like Dr.Frankenstein's sweetheart.The monster went into the artic.To cut the story short,Dr frenkenstein died in the end and the monster died because the monster had no use to live.
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There is a conker pic to cheer u up.

Newest?

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There is a line!Hehhe!My secret!
********NEWS*********************************************************************
*Sniff*There really IS a sad ending in Conker.*Sniff*Berri's gone and conker dosent wanna be king.Waaaaaaa!!!
********THANKS*******************************************************************
All by:Eric Aw
Thanks:...(I wont put this anymore!)

Conker walkthrough

*******GUIDE NOTES**************************************************************
Oh no,not again!I have to write a guide for Conker(cause people started doing it).A shooort one.
Hmmm..........This is the 2nd time i wrote a guide.
*******GUIDE*********************************************************************
Chapter:Hungover
Hehehe.After the cutsene,move to a scarecrow.He tells u abut context sensitive.Walk infront of him and u will see a 'B' button.Press B.Hahahah.After that,Birdy(the scarecrow)will grab a wine bottle.U could try it 2 more times or go to where u came from theres another B button.Do the same.Refreshed!!!Oh,i forgot the controlls.A to jump.B to hit.Controll sticks to move and wadever u see people speaking,left trigger to skip but u have to listen once!!!Once ur done,swim to another piece of land.Conker will help u do high jumps and tailspins.Left trigger to crouch or crawl and while ur crouching,A to jump super high!While u do that,press A another time(while ur in the air)to do a tailspin(usefull in the game).Tailspin to the Log on ur left.Go to a place where u see a door.Go across the bridge and tailspin across the other piece of land.Do again until u see a stone dragon(dragonoth).Dragonoth will trick the audience that the rest of the game would be different.Behind u,u will see a giant lever.Tailspin up to it and conker will pull it down.Easy!The door would be open.Tailspin back to that door.Go inside.A loading screen will appear.Wait and go chase the key a few times.Conker needs a weapon so he grabs a frying pan.3 armoured imps will appear.B to equip or put away weapon.When have a weapon,cannot crouch but can jump.This time when u have weapon,u can use right trigger to attack.Combos are only when u do 3 times in a row.Kill all imps and a key will come out.Knock the key and grab it by going to it.Go and use it on the door.Another loading screen will appear.Wait and go to where dragonoth was.Use the frying pan and knock him.This cut scene is funny so watch it.Luckily,conker brought a bat!Knocks the stone dragon and he died cause he was crushed by a rock.Jump onto the top of the rock.Tailspin to a platform on your right.Press B and conker bombs the rock.Tailspin back and go into the entrence.Done!
*******CREDITS*******************************************************************
All by:Eric Aw
Thanks to:Readers*groan*

What!?

*********NEWS********************************************************************
No problems?Good.Now,i dunno but its a normal and fun day!!!
*********CREDITS*****************************************************************
All by:Eric Aw
Thanks:Readers(what else an i say?)

Yay!

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Finally,I finished the whole Conker single player game!It tooke me quite some time to finish it!I retryed many times and sometimes i got angry.I unlocked 'potty mouth' from multiplayer because i finished single player game.I can't wait for conker 3!'I love this game!Right now i still play the game but i played the same levels and played multiplayer or should i say xbox live and co.Yiiippppeeeee!!!
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All by:Eric Aw
Thanks to:Readers

Help!

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Can u guys see the pics in my blog?Post ur comments so i know its safe.Sory if u can't see it.I can see it.U see,i did homework and some English papers.Meanwhile,u can post ur comments asking me all sorts of questions and the ending date is 20 Sep 2005.
********END AND CREDITS*****************************************************
All by:Eric Aw

A good day for me!

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UPDATED(24 Sep 2005)
I thought it would be a really good + dreadfull day.
Good news:
3 days no school!!!
Bad news:
Loads of homework almost weighting a tonne and would take a few years to complete it.
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I visited the conker website or webby.See below for website.
I have a list of enemies here.(For grabbed by the ghoulies!!)
1.Imp
2.Ninja imp
3. Vampire chicken
4.Vampire
5.Ancient mummy
6.Cursed mummy
7.Zombie
8.Skeleton
9.Fire imp
10.Flying imp
11.Medusa
12.Worm
13.Spider
14.Haunted coat
15.Zombie pirate
16.Warlock
17.Hunchback
18.Hanted door
19.Haunted chair
20.Jessie and Clyde
21.Grim reaper
22.Bon Baron Ghoul(boss)
23.Mr Ribs
24.Haunted television
25.Amber the ugly
26.Haunted painting
(Note:some of these are being helped by a FAQ or guide on grabbed by the ghoulies!)
********NOTES AND THANKS****************************************************
All by:Eric Aw
Thanks:Nobody and readers
Email me if wrong or need to be change!!!
Conker website:www.conker.com

Snakey

I gonna tell u about snakes.Its gonna be good!!
**********SNAKES INTRODUCTION*********************************************
Snakes come in all shapes and sizes.They are big or small and long or short.
Most people fear them.Do u?
**********DIFFERENT BETWEEN SNAKES OR NOT*******************************
Snakes could be legless animals.Lizards,eels and caecillians(say say-se-lians) are also legless!
How to differentiate them?First legless lizards have a opening like ears to sense things.So it cant be a snake.Caecillians' skin are wet and had wrinkles like earthworms.Eels have a fin.
**********BODY PARTS*********************************************************
Snakes have body parts like neck bones and backbones.They had spurs on their skin to climb up walls,trees and rocks.Snakes had 2 lungs but its more different than human's.The snakes' lungs are at different places but at left and right directions.The had a small heart and a folked tongue to sense prey of their heat.Snakes had huge rows of teeth espacially for african rock pythons.
They often lose their teeth when chewing or biting but new ones replaces them.Some snakes teeth had venomous(say van-e-mas) posion for killing their prey.
**********MEALS***************************************************************
Yummy!Meals!A snakes' diet or menu is mainly on small rodents,lizards,frogs and rats.
It depends on their size.An african rock python can survive a year for eating just 3 impalas or antelopes to survive!A blind snake is small that it eats ants and ants' eggs.A python may eat a caiman(type of crocodile) or a pig every 2 to 3 weeks.
**********DEFENCE************************************************************
Snakes can defence in many ways.They can pretend to be dead,spits poison,bit or many other ways like scaring their enemies.
**********WHAT DO PEOPLE KILL SNAKES FOR?********************************
People kill snakes maybe because they are scared of them.Snakes' scales are madie into leather boot,bags and hats.They have been killed for medicen.
**********WHAT EATS SNAKES?************************************************
Eagles,mongoose some frogs and even giant spiders eat snakes!!
**********REPRODUCTION*****************************************************
Snakes lay eggs.Some eggs are transparent wile others are leathery and not transparent.Some snakes care fo their young but others do not.
**********CREDITS*************************************************************
Everything by :Eric Aw
Thanks to:Readers like u!

The sucess

*********NEWS******************************************************************
Its not really a boring day for me but i had and English homework to do.I was kinda weak in Maths so i decided to ask my friends for answers.I got a piece of good news for u.
In Conker,single game,u can like,wait for a while and then conker in the game will get bored and play gameboys and yoyos.He reads a book or dirinks a cup of drink.I got an idea.In the chapter,Uga Buga,go to rock solid (if u r in it) and wait for awhile.Conker will dance as there was music.Nice!Another is dunno where but if ur standing near a group of butterfiles,wait awile he will use a flame thingy to burn those butterflies!!!
*********CHAPTERS OF CONKER*************************************************
So, chapter 1 is Hungover,chaper 2 is windy.More on below chart.
CHAPTER 1:HUNGOVER
CHAPTER 2:WINDY
CHAPTER 3:BARN BOYS
CHAPTER 4:BATS TOWER
CHAPTER 5:SLOPRANO
CHAPTER 6:UGA BUGA
CHAPTER 7:SPOOKY
CHAPTER 8:ITS WAR
CHAPTER 9:HEIST
TOTAL CHAPTERS:9
**********CREDITS*************************************************************
Idea:Eric Aw
Trper:Eric Aw
Thanks to:All readers and fans of my blog

Guides to my blog!

My blog may be complicated so I posted this for you readers if u don know what does this or that mean.
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If you see this,it means the currnt news and important stuff u need to know about today or yesterday or maybe future or past!
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These stars are for borders to seperate each news.This is a sample because theres no word on it.
******NOTES**************************************************************
These tell u notes or tips and hints!!!
******INFO****************************************************************
Full details about games and stuff.
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Ok, here is the news.I did my homework and eat and play.Nomally thats wat i do.
I played the crap out of my conker and grabbed by the ghoulies games.I played LOADS of crap out of those games by Rare.Only 2 games by Rare.
******DETAILS ABOUT RARE GAMES I KNOW*******************************
Grabbed by the ghoulies:
This is the cartoonish FUNNEST game that made me go crazy.Its fun and shocking!!! Rating:9/10
Conker:live and reloaded:
This is super crazy.Infact, I loved this.Full of blood and humor.Kicking butts out of the Tediz and the SHC(squirrel high command) team.This is good.Gotta let more people try out!!!Rating:9/10
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Here is one by me.
One day,there was a doll.It walked with 2 knives in its hand,murdering tons of humans.
Tommy,a young boy,decided to kill it but how?He thought for awhile.He had an idea.
The doll that murdered tons of humans had a glass head.Tommy looked around and saw his father's baseball.His father is a famous baseball player and had given it to Tommy.
Tommy was meant to use it.First,grab a baseball bat.Second, whack the doll with your might.It was simple but DANGEROUS.Tommy grabbed his baseball when he saw the doll kill his friend.
Furiosly,Tommy use his baseball bat.the doll took a knife and scratched Tommy's leg.
Tommy's leg was bleeding.He was so furious that he took 1 swing at the dolls head and CRASH!!!
The dolls head broke into pieces as the doll died.Tommy went home.He put a bandage on his leg.
The next day he went out,everybody cheered.He is a hero.
*This is a story!!!
******CREDITS***********************************************************
Idea:Eric Aw
Story:Eric Aw
Typing:Eric Aw
Thanks to readers who red this post!!!

Homework

I did my loads of homework(Maths and Chinese including Art).I finished and began typing right now.
I flagged a blog which have bad language.Its in Idian,though.Next blog to check it out.
Besides that,in 4 weeks are my exam.I got angry and tried to study but irritating noises just floated into my ears.I thought it was too annoying.Making too much noises of the TV.
I wanted to tell you a spooky story.It began a few days ago.I was eating noodles and heard funny noises.It sounded spooky.I looked around but nobody was to be seen.I hope it would be gone and it did.It didn't make that noise again.It sounded too odd.Maybe,it couldn't be a ghost.
I read many stories in SFOGS about ghostly encounters.Some were about ghost and some were like hands sticking out of a toilet bowl.The hand is green.If you want to know,read it.
It happend to a person who encountered somebody went into a toilet with many others.Somebody screamed and ran out half naked.He or she said there was a green hand.
READ MORE ON www.sfogs.com!!!
**********Thanks*****************************************************************
To myself and readers like you!!!!

Woot!

***********NEWS*****************************************************
More than 5 reviews!!!Oh,I got school tomorrow.Anyways,I got my profile below(if u cannot see my real profile,heres one)!
***********PROFILE**************************************************
Name:Eric Aw
Favourite games:Conker:live and reloaded(XBOX),Grabbed by the ghoulies(XBOX),Runescape(ONLINE INTERNET GAME),Wrestlemania 21(XBOX),
From:Singapore
Favourite colour:Green,Yellow(don't laugh),
Runescape name:Ericaw
Favorite book:Pocket scientist,Mr Midnight,
Horoscope:Cancer
Chinese horoscope:Rat
***********Credits****************************************************
All by:Eric Aw

Grabbed by the ghoulies walkthrough

************GRABBED BY THE GHOULIES WALKTHROGH******************************* (UPDATED)On 12 Sep 2005
by Eric Aw
This is very simple.I past the game and decided to write a short walkthrough.
1 up to 3 levels.
************CONTROLLS********************************************************
Left controll stick:Move
R and L triggers:View of direction
Righ controll stick:Punch or kick(can do in combos if opponent gets dizzy)
A button:Take weapon(when have a white hand grabbing on top of the weapon)
B button:Discard weapon
************ANY HAVEN IN A STORM?********************************************
Cooper and Amber,his girlfriend,got stuck on Cooper's map reading skills.
Now its raining and they needed shelter fast.So Amber told him to find shelter in a very big mansion.Cooper didn't like it all.He said it was the creeps.Bon Varon Ghoul,the owner of this 50 room mansion was angry because Cooper called him a creep.He decided to teach Cooper a lesson.When Amber opened the gate,they didn't notice that the statues of a monster became alive as pieces of rocks began to cramble down.The monsters took away Cooper's girlfriend.
Yikes!Now he had to rescue her.
************GRAND HALLWAY***************************************************
Cooper,is on the map running all the way to the mansion.He climbs a huge flight of stars to get to the gigantic door of the mansion.He opens it and finds a dark place full of red eyes.
Suddenly,the door opens and Crivens,an elderly butler,opens the door witha a candle in his hand.He looked puzzle and said he was trying to get to sleep.He on the light and almost jumped out of his skin.Those red eyes in the dark were imps(easy opponent)!Cooper jumps up in a fright.Crivens quickly shut the door with his candle.Cooper looked very frightened.He needs to fight them some how.There is a question mark on the door.It means you have to complete a challenge to get to the door.A gravestone icon will appear.It means you have to kill all monsters.Punch and show the imps all you got.After that,there is a chair.Grab it and hit more imps and they will turn into green thingy.The door opens and Crivens comes out with a map in his hand.Talk to him,he will give you a map.After that, collect a book at the staircase then go into the open door.
************TROPHY ROOM*****************************************************
You will appear in a trophy room full of heads like moose or dragons.Cooper walks slowly and then a monster will scream at you!Cooper jumped up in a fright.There will be buttons so press them quickly or you will lost 10 health.Next one,a monster screams again.Do the same process again until you reach the door.There is actually a book near the door.
************BILLARD ROOM******************************************************
This should be very easy.Just walk through a door!Not all doors will have a challenge.
There are two skeletons.Hit them if you want and grab the book on the sofa near the trophies in the cabinet before you go to the next room.
************CREDITS********************************************************
Storyline by:Eric Aw
Idea:Eric Aw
Typed by:Eric Aw
************NOTES**********************************************************
1.5 books can unlock a challenge in the challenge section.
2.This is episode #1.
3.'Kill' is not mensioned in this episode or guide.
4.You can make a mess if you want by hitting glass,smashing clocks and other stuff like pillows,tables and even metal pots!!!
5.Email me if have errors.
Thank you.:)

The screenshots!

2.I love this screenshot!!!
He's got nice teeth,though.

1.This shows a baby dinosaur eating an uga(caveman).


Conker's BFD screenshots!!Nice!!!!

Calvin and Hobbes

(UPDATED)On 11 Sep 2005
Sleeping in an office???Hahahaahahahahaa!!!
*************NEWS***************************************************************
1.Thanks to all the comments!!!
2.If you know conker,(or play it,)add me on msn or yahoo!(email me first!)
*************QUESTION**********************************************************
(Note:see the question,try and figure out the answer,when done look at the answer below!)
Difficulty:Easy
9 squares make a __________.
*************ANSWER************************************************************
1.giant square

New account for Yahoo!

(UPDATED)10 Sep 2005
************NEWS*********************************************************
I got a new account for yahoo.Its called goodconker@yahoo.com
Laugh as u want.Hahaah!I m a fan of this game!!
************COMING SOON************************************************
1.Conker's BFD screenshots
************GOT SOMETHING WE DON'T?**********************************
Email me at dust_fire@hotmail.com.
************NOTES*********************************************************
The space at my msn email is actually and underscore(or underline to make things simple).
To make it,hit shift and the line button(after 0 on ur keyboard)at the same time.
Easy,isn't it???
Thanks to Gavin Parker!!!
Thanks to.......Ross too!!!

Great fan!

I m a great fan of conker!(took me awhile to load this picture!)
I got Conker's bad fur day and live & reloaded!
Greeeat!!!I'll try uploading more screenshots for u readers out there!
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!
More screenshots on www.gamespot.com and search 'conker'.
Clik on screen shots to larger the picture!
Woot!Go to www.rareware.com for more info or more games!(i got one more game by rare,its called grabbed by the ghoulies!)
************NOTES************************************************************
Thanks to Roy who said my blog was interesting.I 'll try impoving my blog!-EricAw(Firey dragon blogger)

New game

(UPDATED)On 11 Sep 2005.
Hey,i got a new game called 'conker:live & reloaded(in conker's bad fur day)' on 4 sep 2005.'It has violence and mild language(accept when they say abusive words,u would hear a censor thingy).Well, i would give u help a bit.
Before i help,i introduce u an introduction first.Conker,is a squirrel.
Weird,but nice.Down for more info(At the end).
I went up to a chapter called 'Its War.I got stuck that level full of evil tediz. Ok now for that help thingy...
If u are a beginner, u would start at a bar(flashback of how conker was a king).Conker got drunk and decided to go home.He vomits,(yuck!) as he was outside(beside a lizard monk or somethin').
Conker is drunk.Now for that controlls.If u are drunk,conker can only punch(sort of)by pressing the B button on your controller.And a very small jump.If he is active,he can punch by pressing B.Jump by pressing A.To move, use the left controll stick(clik is jump) and right controll stick.
There would be bosses,monsters(ceremic dolls,zombies and loads more......),cash(cool!),choclate pieces(6 pieces for full health,this is ur energy),characters and lives.
*************Ratings**********************************************************
Animation:9/10
Sound:8/10
Humor:10/10
Music:9/10
Overall:9/10
*************More info********************************************************
Devolped by:Rare entertainment
Released date:21 June 2005
Genre:Action
Published by:Microsoft game studios
*************Notes***********************************************************
None

Long again!

I didnt update so i didn't know there was a flag button.
1.I dont have much to say.