Wednesday, November 28, 2007

EX fest:EXploding Bananas(WORMS the game)

-EX fest:EXploding Bananas!(from WORMS)-
I'm thinking about those bananas from Worms on the XBLA.
When you throw one,the bunch explodes.Then,the single bananas(about 3-5) bounce about and explode as well.It's powerful as well and could wipe out a group of worms(if their health is 60 or below) of course.The banana bomb is used for begginers.Why you say?'Cause they are explode everywhere,having 90% if damaging your enemies.
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"Burning a cockroach" video

-BURNING COCKROACHES-
First of all,type in "Cockroach burned" and hit the "Search" button.
You'll see a whole lotta videos on cockroaches dying painful deaths.
Here's a few of comments and videos that really pissed me off:
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1."Laser gun burning a cockroach"
Comment(s):-"Why is it flagged,so what they're killing a roach."
-"How is this movie inappropriate?"
-"Must smell wonderful."
-"Yeaaaaa I loooovved iiittttttttt."
-"AWSOME!"
2."Cockroach burned"
Comment(s):-"Nice!Burned that [CENSORED] up!"
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That's all I have to say for terrible comments and videos.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

DMOD 1:Haunted

I'm working on a DMOD(A Dink Smallwood mod) entitled "Haunted".
However,it might not be published as I am too lazy these days to really work on such hard work.I'm,of course,a beginner in creating DMODs.
I like DMODs like Anarchy Halloween Party(must play) and Dukie's shooting gallery(nice,arcade styled shooting game).
-DMOD 1:Haunted-
STORY:Dink finds himself in an old but huge house.He discovers dark and worn-out portraits of the original owners,cold and dusty furniture and a strangely dark dining hall.
Notes:I made this part easy but frightening to get out of the old house.
He then,gets haunted by a ghost(the owner of the old house).
What will happen next(more appropriate question is:will Dink be haunted for life?)?Find out!
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GRAPHICS:Ghost graphics and new furniture graphics are to be added.
Notes:I'll try to find some.
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Sounds:Moody music(.mid) and screams(.wav) and ghostly "OOOHHHs"(.wav)to be added.
Notes:None.
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Tiles:Re-use old tiles.
Notes:None.
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Yep,that's all,folks!

Friday, November 09, 2007

Half-Life 2:Favourite enemies


I hope that the people who sees this post will comment on it and about their favourite monsters.
-HL 2:Monsters/Enemies I like!-
1.The humanoid combines
What can I say?These half-mechanical half-human creatures will do anything to dispose of you.
The super powered gravity gun will dispose them real quick,so does the crossbow(if you're a good shot),shotgun(if they're near) and the rocket launcher and grenades.
I had to admit,I saw a few of them waving to me and yelling,"Hi!" and then shooting the hell outta me(which was not real because he's signalling his mates to get outta the way).
The picture above shows the evolution from our ape ancestors to our future selves.
I ripped it out from Valve's store.I apologise for anything wrong.
Oh,and the third stage is called "Homo sapiens combinus" and the second,"Homo sapiens sapiens".
2.Normal headcrab zombies
These guys will not have anything in their way,and are controlled by their host headcrabs.
They make hideous groaning sounds when their on fire and love to slash at you with their arms.
Here's a tip:Aim at the host than the body of its victim.It only takes one good shot.
These zombies throws stuff at you,break wooden planks and walk around mindlessly.
They don't notice their surroundings(except for you,people and their friends(other zombies)).
As mentioned on Gamespot's "Zombie Or Not",they are claimed NOT to be zombies by zombie purist Alex Navarro.The reason?No mouths to bite,chew or spread the disease/infection.
After all,they are controlled by headcrabs.
3.Antlions
These insect looking creatures are although no match for Gordon,they are still fierce and attack fiercely.Their leader is more huge,powerful and kicks ass more.You'll need the shotgun which packs a good punch.Grenades,rocket launchers and explosive drums kill 'em quick.The best part of the game,is when you control these creatures.Yes,they'll think your their leader just with you holding an antlion bait.Throw these at different places to command them to go there or throw the bait at enemies to get your fellow mates to kill 'em all!
Squeeze the bait to make them follow you.The level where you controll these cool creatures?
It's Sandtraps in Half-Life 2.From the level Entanglement onwards,you won't control them. :(
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There may be more,so check back this post often!

The Orange Box{Five Games,One Box

-The Orange Box!-
I've got this game and it includes HL 2(Half-Life 2),HL 2:E1,HL 2:E2,Portal and Team Fortress 2.Unfortunately,I don't have an Xbox Gold membership :( .But,the good thing is,I am happy with the rest of the games!
Half-Life 2 and it's series are so good,it kept me addictedPortal is cool,you get to mess around with physics and Laws of gravity.Need I say more?Team Fortress 2 has better graphics and more better maps.Of course,you'll need Gold membership.Everything in one box!Get it!
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Wednesday, November 07, 2007

BR(Beyond Reality) Part TWo

-Beyond Reality 2-
"No..."I backed away."You're too late," whispered the face.A ball of lightning shot out from the powerful orb to the piece of hung corpse.The ball exploded on impact,leaving the corpse on the floor.I turned back to the orb,but it already disappeared.The corpse on the floor resurructed and became alive.I couldn't believe it.I ran to the door and tried to open the door,but the door knob broke and I was stuck with an undead.The dead man outstretched his arms and shambled towards me.I kicked it in the chest and it fell down....for now.I looked at the temperature meter at a corner and it seemed to decreased.The room got colder and I wrapped my arms around myself.I shivered.I then heard a noise at a corner.As I turned,I could see the orb again.
"You've passed the test,"the face said."Go out...Now..."I ran to the door and my heart pounded hard.Strangely,the doorknob on the floor raised up higher and placed itself in to the hole where it was.I reached for it and turned it.....Will I really get out of this place?I turned the knob and light was shone on me."NO!"I screamed in utter disappointment.The room infront of me was an excact duplicate...of mine!
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What will happen?Find out!