Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Small Arms(XBLA) review

Got this 2 weeks ago.
-Small Arms(XBLA)-
Small Arms is an interesting combination of Super Smash Bros,except it includes weapons,meat(health) and batteries(ammo).You get to choose from 12 different characters(14,if you downloaded the Igar and Gullap pack) and 7 maps(9 if you downloaded the Igar and Gullap pack).Overall,this game deserves a 8/10 which isn't bad at all!
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There is still Marathon:Durandal and Arkadian Warriors to review on,along with other games.
So check back.

Metal Slug 3(XBLA) Review

I got this game about,4-3 weeks ago.
-Metal Slug 3-
Metal Slug 3 is a run-and-gun shooting game.The objective of each mission is to get to the boss and defeat the boss.Besides fighting Morden's soldiers,enemy tanks,submarines,planes,trucks and ships,you get to fight jellyfish,piranhas,zombies,mummies,bats carrying pots of acid,samurais,aliens,robots,mutated mosquitoes,maggots,mutated crabs,mutated snails,flies,a dragon(boss),giant robot(boss),a giant crab with cannon-shooting machinery on it's back(boss),alien space craft and mummy dogs.There are also giant moray eels,space rocks and lava rocks.
The interesting parts are that you can transform into a mummy and zombie.
Overall,this game deserves a 9/10.
But it costs 800 microsoft points :( .

Jokes taken from George Ong's joke books

George is both a pastor and an author of a collection/series of joke books.
Here,you will find some jokes that are hilarious and some true incidents.
Each of them are slightly modified.Enjoy!
-Jokes from George Ong-
1.One day,a genie granted 3 boys each one wish.
He explained that they had to run and shout what they want and then,jump.
They will then,land in what they shouted for.
The first boy excitedly ran as fast as he could and then shouted,"Money!".
He took a big jump and landed in a pile of cash.
The second boy ran even faster and shouted,"Gold!".
He jumped and landed in a pile of gold bars(Ouch!).
The third boy ran,but tripped over a stone.As he was falling,he shouted,"Crap!".
He landed in a pile of...
2."My wife has a serious habit of biting nails," explained the man.Then,he angrily said,"But it's not her nails she's biting,it's mine!"
3.A couple sat on a plane for the first time.
Nervous wife:Dear,look at those people down there,they look like ants!
Calm husband:They are ants!We're still on the runway!
4.A beggar went into a restaurant and ordered a plate of fried noodles.
When the waiter arrived with his noodles,the beggar changed his mind and ordered a plate of fried rice.He ate up the fried rice.When the waiter arrived with the bill,the beggar refused to pay."The noodles and the rice cost the same,right?" the beggar asked the waiter.The waiter nodded."But I gave you the noodles in exchange for the rice,so I needn't pay!"
And the beggar walked out of the restaurant.
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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

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Ratio

-Ratio-
Ratio is a method used to compare things one to another.
Mostly,when ratio is used,the number of items are converted into simplest form.
For example,the ratio of Ken's money to John's money is 1:3.
This tells you,that John has 3 times more money than Ken.That means that if Ken has $5,John will have $5X3 which is $15.
To convert a ratio into a fraction,simply place the first number of a ratio as the numerator and the second,the denominator.For example,3:4 is 3/4(3 over 4).
Ratio is used for many things in life.
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Average

-Average-
Average,is,the amount that is fairly inbetween the largest and smallest.
To find the average,add together the number of items and divide it by the number of people/things having it.

For example,John has 2 apples,Mattew has 3 pears and George has 4 oranges.
What is the average of the number of fruits?
The average would be 3 fruits in total.
Steps:
2+3+4=9
9[divide by]3*=3
Still confused?
Well,here's another question.

Josh has 3 buttons,Ben has 6 buttons,Tony has 2 buttons and Max has 1 button.
What is the average of the number of buttons?
The average is 3 buttons.
Steps:
3+6+2+1=12
12[divided by]4*=3
*=Number of boys(Refer to line 3 and 4)
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Friday, January 11, 2008

My opinons on:Using Cockroaches to Help us Drive Cabs/Taxis

-My opinion-
This is an idea gotten from a person on YouTube.
And these are my steps to get cockroaches to help us:
1.Catch a few roaches in a container.
2.(Note:Important step!)Inject a few anti-biotics into a roach(fights off any dieaseses or germs).
3.(Note:Important step!)Make extra care that the anti-biotics passes on from one roach to another.
And when the roach breeds,the anti-biotic is still in the nymphs.
4.(Note:Important step!)Feed the cockroaches some 'GROW UP TO 60 YEARS LATER' potion.
5.(Note:Important step!)Make the cockroaches earn YOUR trust by feeding them and making them feel comfortable.
6.Mutate the cockroach larger,at about the size of a teenager(160 cm tall,2 feet wide when feet stands together).
7.Make sure the cockroach is intelligent,give it a pencil and paper and teach it(if horses can do it,so can a cockroach,I believe) simple Math,English and a bit of Science.You may teach him other languages.
8.The cockroach feels safe then.Give him/her a job of driving.Teach him how to drive.
9.The cockroach needs the passengers to give him/her food scraps before driving to where the passenger wants.After that,the cockroaches drive the passengers to where they want to go.
10.Lastly,advice the cockroaches not to breed too fast and only have one child at the time.
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My idea may be crazy,but I believe,it may work.
There are people who created robots with cockroaches in them.The cockroach is on the ball and when it moves it's legs,the ball sensors the movements and the robot follows where the cockroach wants to go.This,is where next stop:COCKROACHES RULE EARTH!

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

A very late Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

-(A very late)Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year-
Happy New Year 2008 and a (late) Merry Christmas!
Of course Iceydragon and TaC(Tart and Craft) will be refreshed of post this year,so check back!
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Celebrate...